A Brief @!#? ing History Of Swearing In Video Games. In December of 1. I received Donkey Kong 6. It was a birthday gift from my parents and even came with a shiny yellow controller, though sadly not the limited edition banana one.
![]() Regardless, I popped it in my N6. My thirteen- year- old brother and I watched as Donkey Kong and his band of misfit apes flailed about to the infamous “DK Rap.” Then came Chunky Kong, noted as “the last member of the D. K. Crew!” As we laughed at Chunky’s awkward attempts to grab an out- of- reach banana, the final line of his segment graced our young ears: “But this kong’s one HELL of a guy!”This piece originally appeared 6/2. We were both stunned. ![]() Did Nintendo just authorize a swear word? We were far from sheltered kids and had both seen our fair share of adult content, but not from video games. My parents had bought this game for me. This game with cursing. Obviously now, as an adult, I look back and laugh at how mild the word “hell” comes across in any situation, but to a prepubescent kid it was exciting and, dare I say, dangerous. Good thing my parents never bought me Conker’s Bad Fur Day or my brain would have melted. There are those who are put off by swearing, and while it’s still considered offensive by many it’s far from the worst thing you might see in a game today. Let’s take a look back at some of the titles that brought dirty words into the gaming spotlight and how some of them came to be. Cubes. Hot on the trail of arcade hits such as PAC- MAN and Donkey Kong was the cube- hopping puzzler known as Q*bert. · No, I mean he should resign. Its quite clear he is in over his head. His administration is a revolving door of chaos. He has countless positions still. The Gottlieb- produced title, which was originally named both Snots and Boogers and @!#?@! One of the most unique aspects of Q*bert was its implied swearing when players sent poor Q*bert to his doom. What he’s actually saying has never been revealed, but I’m sure anyone would curse their luck if a snake knocked them off a floating pile of blocks. The game’s audio engineer David Theil was assigned to make English phrases for the game using only a synthesizer. The Ultimate History of Video Games recounts how this process proved rather difficult and after many frustrating tests Theil decided it would be better and more fitting to just generate incoherent strings of sounds. Thus Q*bert’s oddly charming gibberish swearing was born. This swearing was revisited in the 2. Wreck- It Ralph, where Q*bert is seen as a homeless game character living in the surge protector known as Game Central Station. The bizarre symbols and noises are noted by Fix- It Felix as “Q*bertese,” implying that it was not cursing at all, but a foreign language. Land of the Rising Sin. The Famicom, Nintendo’s “family computer,” took Japan by storm in the mid ‘8. Many thought the video game craze was over after the devastating collapse of Atari and the average arcade scene in 1. Nintendo intended to prove everyone wrong and launched their influential home console that same year. Japanese games tend to be a bit zanier than your average title, and many times they feature bits of English. Often this text is a referred to as “engrish” due to its poor translation, improper spelling and grammatical errors. Well known examples being lines like “A Winner is You!” and “All your base are belong to us.” While many games presented information in broken sentences and phrases, only one title dropped the F- bomb right in your lap. Bakutoushi Patton- Kun, or “Explosive Fighter Patton” was released in 1. Famicom Disk System. This multiplayer tank game was known for its aggressive instructions which stated, “TURN TO SIDE B AND INSERT TO FUCKING BOX!” Ok, ok. Yeesh. No need to yell. Two years later a title appeared bearing the name Download. The NEC Avenue- developed game was made exclusively for the PC Engine, which you might know better as the Turbo. Grafx 1. 6. The game is barely known, and let me tell you that searching for a game named Download online is a special kind of hell. Download is a side scrolling shoot’em up set in the city of Kabukicho. The year is 2. 09. Syd, a man hell- bent on rescuing his lady friend Deva from the corrupt Kabukicho police. How does one do that? With a flying motorcycle that shoots lasers! The title is pretty standard fare for a game of that time and is considered a solid action experience. It’s when you fail that things get a little blue. While the game never saw a release in North America, it still had some seriously intense “Game Over” screens that appeared in English. The next time you mess something up and someone has the gall to tell you about it just frown and yell, “No shit! I got the wrong way!”The Damn That Got Away. Back in the late ‘8. Nintendo was an eccentric electronic juggernaut. According to the newly- released novel Console Wars the gaming giant controlled a thereafter unheard of 9. The Big N approached this power with cautious optimism, not wanting to become the next Atari. For this reason Nintendo set out to make sure all the titles for their new cash cow, the Nintendo Entertainment System, had quality gameplay and family friendly content. Games from Japan were heavily censored so as not to include too much violence, sexual content or swearing. But of course, some still made it through. The game Commando was already an arcade hit when its sequel was released on the NES and Famicom in 1. The game was dubbed Hitler’s Revival: Top Secret in Japan, and lord knows that wasn’t going to fly in America. The game’s name was changed to Bionic Commando and the gameplay itself differed greatly from its arcade father. All Nazi symbolism was changed for the North American release, yet the scene at the end of the game when Hitler’s head exploded stayed intact. Yep. That’s the one. Oh, and that isn’t Hitler. Capcom decided to change his name to “Master- D” for all regions outside Japan. Despite the name change, the loss of his Nazi attire and the lack of head exploding Master- D still managed to get a “Damn” past the North American censors. Of course, you had to beat the game to get to this fabled line of dialogue, but it was well worth it. Maybe the “D” in Master- D stands for “Damn.” I guess we’ll never know. Dirty Duke and a Foul- Mouthed Fantasy. While Duke Nukem was no stranger to guns and pixelated carnage, it wasn’t until he stepped into the world of 3. D in early 1. 99. Featuring nudity, graphic violence and some of the most memorable one- liners in gaming history, Duke Nukem 3. D took the world by storm. The game was developed by team of only eight to twelve people and went on to become one of the most influential titles of the late ‘9. While Duke’s classic dialogue—such as “Eat shit and die!” or “Life’s a bitch and then you die”—caused a small stir amongst parents and the pure at heart, it was actually Duke’s interaction with the ladies that caused the most controversy. The game was censored in various countries and on multiple ports, but it remains one of the most badass games to grace a PC. Hail to the king, baby! A year after Duke Nukem muscled his way into gamers’ hearts, a different kind of classic made its way to every RPG fan’s radar. Final Fantasy VII is hailed as one of the greatest role playing games of all time, with many citing it as their favorite title. While the game was not nearly as raunchy as some of the “Mature” rated outings, it still introduced a generation of Play. Station owners to some choice language. Most of the cursing in FF7 comes from Barrett Wallace or Cid Highwind, both of whom are integral characters in the game’s story and action. Almost nothing beyond “damn” and “hell” made it past the Q*Bert- esque censoring seen above, though in early versions of the game the word “shit” can be seen in all its glory. Later versions, such as the PC and “Greatest Hits” titles, have the word fully censored. Why this happened is unknown, though it’s most likely so the game could stay true to its “Teen” rating. But honestly, who gives a shit? A Rare Occurrence. Back in the late ‘9. Rareware could do no wrong. Goldeneye 0. 07, Banjo- Kazooie, Donkey Kong 6. Rare could deliver hit after hit on Nintendo’s 6. One of Rare’s early N6. Pro- AM 6. 4, a racing game that would be the follow- up to the popular NES series of the same name. Over time the game evolved into Diddy Kong Racing, a title whichalso featured playable critters Rare had been developing for other blockbuster hits. Among these were Banjo of Banjo- Kazooie fame, and the infamous Conker the Squirrel. In fact Conker was seen in his own game before he made an appearance in Diddy Kong Racing. Use a Drone Simulator to Practice Before You Buy. No one wants to buy a $5. Practice on a simulator before you buy one, just to be safe (and show off in front of friends). Practice is an important factor in mastering any skill. You want the hours you put in to be as…Read more Drone simulators are perfect for honing your skills or finding out if you even care about the hobby at all. Besides replicating the physics of quadcopter flight, drone simulators offer other features like a variety of locations to practice, multiplayer action, and support for gear you already have at home. Low Barrier to Entry. The best part about learning to fly on a drone simulator is the low barrier to entry. And by low, I mean free. The Drone Racing League offers its PC and Mac- compatible simulator gratis, so you can simply download, install, and start flying. 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If you’re crashing in a drone simulator, pressing a single button instantly resets your position and gets you ready to fly again. It’s perfect for nailing down basics like flying between some trees or a box without having to sit in the heat or walk through a park to retrieve your precious equipment. Compete Against Actual Pilots. The Drone Racing League simulator offers an online multiplayer mode, letting you compete with other pilots. If you’re interested in the competitive aspect, online play will put you against other pilots, some of whom are actual professionals. There’s no need to travel to an event when you can race in your own. Practice Makes Perfect. After spending a few days practicing, I can safely say that drone racing is an incredibly difficult skill to master. It’s a very smart way to test your skill as a drone pilot, or practice before you bite the bullet and get a drone of your own. My fascination with drone racing was grounded in reality after a few days of playing. In short, I suck, though I can thank the simulator for saving me a few hundred bucks on some starter quadcopter. With the 2. 01. 7 Drone Racing League season debuting on ESPN2 this year, and the finals taking place on July 8, I think I’ll watch the pros play instead.
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